Hello. I presume you visited this page because you wanted to know who I am. Either that, or you've nothing better to do with your time, you sad bastard.

My name's Charlotte, but most people call me Lotte. Call me anything other than those two names and you're dead.

This website might look ever so slightly pretentious to the casual observer. It's not. It was started in a misguided attempt to look cool and arty, so I'm hoping to counteract that by including self-deprecating writing under "who i am". If you were after vacuous crap, you can fuck off now. If you're actually an interesting person, I love you and want to marry you. Email me.

charlotte x